tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314891743204395487.post8220251941367968853..comments2024-02-05T03:41:13.688+01:00Comments on Mikeb302000: Sarah Palin and Amy Winehouse are TwinsAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09806175370305006933noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314891743204395487.post-25816881196816945572008-09-16T22:42:00.000+02:002008-09-16T22:42:00.000+02:00"Besides, a post like that could catch on and I co..."Besides, a post like that could catch on and I could get famous, you know how those liberal bloggers are."<BR/><BR/>Whahahahahahah!!! Ok, I thought the origonal post was kinda lame...but that last line made my gut hurt with laughter!<BR/><BR/> : ]Weer'd Beardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13528978001340070552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314891743204395487.post-25435220462917382272008-09-16T20:53:00.000+02:002008-09-16T20:53:00.000+02:00It was just to lighten up a bit. We can't talk ab...It was just to lighten up a bit. We can't talk about guns and capital punishment all the time. Besides, a post like that could catch on and I could get famous, you know how those liberal bloggers are.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09806175370305006933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314891743204395487.post-90224038518087848882008-09-16T16:06:00.000+02:002008-09-16T16:06:00.000+02:00y'know, Mike, that would explain a lot... but not ...y'know, Mike, that <I>would</I> explain a lot... but not how McCain could possibly be stupid enough to pick somebody like her for a running mate; we'll need a deeper level of conspiracy for that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314891743204395487.post-27300499722498696782008-09-16T15:57:00.000+02:002008-09-16T15:57:00.000+02:00Debunking of Sarah Plain lies and rumours.If you w...<A HREF="http://explorations.chasrmartin.com/2008/09/06/palin-rumors/" REL="nofollow">Debunking of Sarah Plain lies and rumours.</A><BR/><BR/>If you want rumours and conjecture, these are much more entertaining:<BR/><BR/>The TRUTH about Sarah Palin<BR/>-------------------------------------------------------------------<BR/>Sarah Palin does not have 5 kids, she actually has 7. Their names are Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig, Chuck Norris, and Jack Bauer.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin became governor because five children left her with too much spare energy.<BR/><BR/>The Russians sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not submit to autocracy.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin will personally open a homemade can of whoopass on Ahmadinejad, Putin, and Chavez as soon as she's done making mooseburgers for her kids.<BR/><BR/>The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin's bright glare.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolf pack kills.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin is so pro-life that she personally hog-tied two reps from Planned Parenthood who came knocking at her door.<BR/><BR/>It's not raining in DC. Those are God's tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin's hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin's presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin fired Jack Bauer because he was too soft in dealing with terrorists.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin's pageant career ended early so other women could have a chance.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin's son Track is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin actually has Big Foot in her freezer.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin gave a speech in Texas after her water broke before flying home to Alaska to give birth. (Actually true)<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin doesn't need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin once spilled coffee on Joe Biden & one of his $400 ties from Pink.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin keeps her hair in a beehive to hide her ninja weaponry.<BR/><BR/>A grizzly bear once tried to stare down Sarah Palin. Once.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin will send Joe Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines. (Terminator reference)<BR/><BR/>Three of Sarah Palin's 5 kids came out sideways and she never flinched.<BR/><BR/>Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does. Generally with her bare hands.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin was the original "Deadliest Catch."<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for Kodiak Bear pelts with a slingshot.<BR/><BR/>Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even in 1959 that Sarah Palin never finishes last.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man's body.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin once won the Iditarod without any dogs. She simply willed the sled to victory.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin wears half the makeup that John Edwards wears and still looks like twice the woman he does.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin once guided Santa's sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.<BR/><BR/>Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it's in their interest to jump into the boat.<BR/><BR/>Regards,<BR/>ThomasAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314891743204395487.post-83130999646963082862008-09-16T15:44:00.000+02:002008-09-16T15:44:00.000+02:00WTF, Mike? Somthing this stupid isn't at all lik...WTF, Mike? Somthing this stupid isn't at all like you.<BR/><BR/>Were you hacked?Weer'd Beardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13528978001340070552noreply@blogger.com