An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson
to his bed!
'Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated
38 revolver so you will always remember me.'
'But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout
you leava me your Rolex watch instead?'
'Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da
business.....you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money,
a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos'
'Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife
inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then.......
pointa to your watch and say 'Times up'?
Hahaha!
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