Uh huh. Gunloonery isn't about insecurity issues. You bet.
That's why I have to take my shirt off while posing with assault weapon. Yessir. Yeah, I know I'm in my parents house and all. But I have the night shift at the Quickie Mart.
Won't be there much longer:
Adam Coughlan, 29, was arrested May 21, 2009 after a raid of his Lake Hiawatha home turned up more than 40 firearms and ammunition. Authorities said he was converting weapons into illegal assault weapons, and was captured on electronic surveillance arranging to sell an AK-47 automatic firearm at a Quick Chek in Parsippany.