Brian Anse Patrick.
Any school that would hire someone like Patrick is, frankly, a school not worth attending.
Patrick believes Colin Goddard wasn't a victim--despite being shot four times during the Virginia Tech shooting. He also believes Goddard is using (or misusing) his wounding for monetary gain. The Virginia Tech shooter, Patrick maintains wasn't mentally ill--just a jerk.
Of course, Patrick isn't a medical professional. Nor is he a mind reader capable of discerning the inner motivations of people he doesn't know. But this hardly stops him from wildly opining about the guns he dearly loves.
And perhaps I'm too tough on the University of Toledo. Maybe the faculty has a twisted sense of humor and keeps a few oddballs around in some sort of Dinner for Schmucks competition where each department has to bring a "talented" individual to faculty get togethers.