Is this the right forum to gripe about the boy scouts policy? And how much credibility should we give to a guy who doesn't believe in evolution?
He might be good at punching and kicking things, but that doesn't give him any moral or intellectual authority. But hey - the gun loons love him, and so does the extremist right wing, who make war on women, science, gays, and now children apparently.
Apparently he invented his own mixed drink, iced tea and grand marnier..........doesn't that sound a little, well, GAY?
Sounds pretty awful. I wonder if he makes it with a little paper umbrella and some bar fruit.
ReplyDeleteActually, he didn't invent the drink. A quick google search shows there are several dozen variations of adding grand marnier to iced tea.
In an adjacent video on aol.com's video site about Chuck Norris, claiming 10 true facts about Norris, that is one of the claims along with inventing a jean design for ease of combat.
DeleteCause you don't want your nuts to get numb from engaging in martial arts combat with your pants fitting too tightly, apparently.
I thought they looked just like mommie jeans....but then I thought the drink was a bit girlie too.
So rather than spending years training in martial arts to defend oneself and choosing clothing to facilitate such, we should just carry a gun, huh?
ReplyDeleteNo, just walk softly and wear mommie jeans.
DeleteYou're silly. Did you try pretending you knew martial arts and fall on your head in one of those Darwin awards 'alcohol may have been involved' incidents?
Training in the martial arts is a fine thing; its benefits include fitness and discipline. But Norris really stopped training before you were born and became a TV/movie star who came to believe he actually was the characters he portrayed.
DeleteEveryone recognizes this--save for the usual gunloons who actually believes Norris saved POWs in Vietnam and is actually a Texas Ranger. They're the same folks who believe the TotalHome Gym that Chucky shills will transform them into athletes.
Gunloons and Norris have much in common. Bothe believe they embady characters in a script.
I'd like to see a cage match to the death between Stevie Seagal and NumbChuck. It is my fervent wish that both win, or lose,as the case may be.
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