Open Carry Dildo

I guess it had to happen.

Gotta admit a dildo is more intimidating than a gun:


So, strap one on and make up for your lack of manhood.

"If they find it, they will play with it."

A new gun safety ad is out there for the "if they find it, they will play with it" crowd:



I have to wonder if this was inspired by this:

Penis substitutes?

Maybe it is time for s similar type of exchange programme in the US like this one for knives: