Did You Hear the One About the Old Italian Guy in NJ?

(Thanks to my friend Christian, who has a wonderful blog and web site.)

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey.

He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as there had been a long drought and the ground was very hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison, (unfortunately a case of mistaken identity). The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. You and your friends would have done it in no time! I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.

Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.


Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried!
Love,
Vinnie


At 4 am, the next morning, FBI agents, CIA officials and the local police arrived and dug up the entire area from corner to corner without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.


That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie