I've often wondered whether the gun-nuts do, in fact, have freakishly small genitalia, and that the gun barrel is a stand-in for their genetic misfortune.
I've often wondered whether the gun-nuts do, in fact, have freakishly small genitalia, and that the gun barrel is a stand-in for their genetic misfortune.
I've often wondered why anti-gunners have such a fixation on the genetalia of gun nuts.
Projection at its finest.
I guess the MILLIONS of female gun owners use guns as phallic symbol stand-in's for their "genetic misfortune"
This is why you folks keep losing Muddy, because in leiu of an intellectual position you have dick jokes.
Ah, yes. What gun rights vs. citizen disarmament debate would be complete without the government worshipers claiming that gun ownership is based on a desire to compensate for the inadequacy of the gun owner's reproductive anatomy?
Alright--I confess. My penis is woefully inadequate.
It is utterly incapable of presenting a mugger with 17, 200 grain 10mm thug-rehabilitation-through reincarnation pills, at 1200 feet per second, but my Para-Ordnance P-16.40, with the chamber reamed out for 10mm, can.
My penis would also be of absolutely zero utility in putting .308 caliber bullets through the body armor of ATF thugs on a gun confiscation raid, if it ever comes to that, but my AR-10 will be great for that.
My penis has no chance of launching 692 grains of armor-piercing freedom preservation through a gun-grabbing senator's armored limousine, but my Barret M82A1 is just right for that task.
It ain't easy to admit this, but my penis is a lover, not a fighter. Mrs. Zorro seems willing to accept that, and it has been enough to have contributed to the making of three beautiful children who amaze me every day, so I guess I can live with the fact that protection for my family, my life, and my liberty has to come from elsewhere.
'Freakishly small genitalia...'
ReplyDeleteLMAO
'Freakishly small genitalia...'
ReplyDeleteI've often wondered whether the gun-nuts do, in fact, have freakishly small genitalia, and that the gun barrel is a stand-in for their genetic misfortune.
When the gun grabbers have nothing left but "dick jokes", we will have won.
ReplyDeleteFeel free to expidiate that process.
Just a thought, but if a pistol is a phallic symbol, I would never have bought one with a 2 inch barrel.
ReplyDeleteI've often wondered whether the gun-nuts do, in fact, have freakishly small genitalia, and that the gun barrel is a stand-in for their genetic misfortune.
ReplyDeleteI've often wondered why anti-gunners have such a fixation on the genetalia of gun nuts.
Projection at its finest.
I guess the MILLIONS of female gun owners use guns as phallic symbol stand-in's for their "genetic misfortune"
This is why you folks keep losing Muddy, because in leiu of an intellectual position you have dick jokes.
Ah, yes. What gun rights vs. citizen disarmament debate would be complete without the government worshipers claiming that gun ownership is based on a desire to compensate for the inadequacy of the gun owner's reproductive anatomy?
ReplyDeleteAlright--I confess. My penis is woefully inadequate.
It is utterly incapable of presenting a mugger with 17, 200 grain 10mm thug-rehabilitation-through reincarnation pills, at 1200 feet per second, but my Para-Ordnance P-16.40, with the chamber reamed out for 10mm, can.
My penis would also be of absolutely zero utility in putting .308 caliber bullets through the body armor of ATF thugs on a gun confiscation raid, if it ever comes to that, but my AR-10 will be great for that.
My penis has no chance of launching 692 grains of armor-piercing freedom preservation through a gun-grabbing senator's armored limousine, but my Barret M82A1 is just right for that task.
It ain't easy to admit this, but my penis is a lover, not a fighter. Mrs. Zorro seems willing to accept that, and it has been enough to have contributed to the making of three beautiful children who amaze me every day, so I guess I can live with the fact that protection for my family, my life, and my liberty has to come from elsewhere.
I have "elsewhere" covered.