I stole this from myself where I had posted it on another blog's* comment thread under a post about Mittunswillard's profiteering from the "abortion mills" that so many reiKKKwingers love to hate.
Read, enjoy or, if you're one of teh gunzloonlurkerz, gnash your teeth and rend your Cabella's shooting vest (uknow which one I'm talkin' bout. It's that one you wear when you're havin' that special moment with Sarah Palin's photo).
After several years of listening to/reading MRAAW*, and having some of my favorite Irono-Matic 5000 irony meters give up the ghost, I’ve decided it’s time to unveil my newest creation.
It’s (drumroll, please), the Mitt-O-Matic combination windsock and bullshit detector. It’s a much more robust piece of equipment than it’s predecessor. A few of these beauties have been found to be in perfect order after having been buried in Mittshit for an entire newscycle.
We are holding up on shipping this item until after the GOP’s National Convention and Prayer Meetin’ as we want to be sure that we’ve put it through its paces in a truly challenging atmosphere!
* Muthafuggin’ ReiKKKwing Asshole Authoritarian Whoppers"