Monday, June 17, 2013

The Disease of Gun Nutism - Some are Born With It

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  1. You've yet to provide proof that being a "gun nut" is a disease. We could ask just as well whether being a wuss is genetic or contagious.

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    1. You gun nuts are all sick.

      You are diseased because we deem you to be. The sanity of an individual is judged by his peers.

      You may be sick, but that is not why we dislike your kind and your deadly fetish objects.

      We will take your guns, not because they are especially dangerous (most guntards are too fat to venture off the couch anyways) but because, we as a society don't like them. We don't like your guns. We don't like you. You are freaks, who are insolent enough to be different from everybody else, and for your heresy, you must be punished!

      Society will be protected from the likes of you.

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    2. A disease perpetuated by the scourge of onanism, and transmitted by the offal consuming habits of the modern carnivorous diet and lack of enema vital to physical and mental health.

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    3. I knew I could count on you to take it totally seriously, Greg. Actually, I'd guess it's more nurture than nature. Guys like you probably played with guns as kids in a normal way, but something happened to you later on.

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    4. Face it, Mikeb, you're not funny. If you'd address what we say instead of playing the psychologist, you'd make more progress. But far be it from a progressive to make progress. Then there'd be nothing to whine about.

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  2. So, now you're psychoanalyzing "A Christmas Story" . . . Please, Mike, Seek help.

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    1. I think Mike got that football for Christmas and has been scarred ever since.

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    2. You are the freak here, guntard.

      Lepers like yourself will take your rightful place in a cage, and straitjacket.

      Squirm all you want with your big words, but the fact remains that there are more of us than there are of you.

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    3. Nice one, Ian!

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  3. One only has to read your comments to get insight to gun nuts, but gun nuts are nuts, so it's not revealing of any notable ideas, or rational thinking that can be taken seriously.

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  4. Also, considering your posting of this as showing an incipient "gun nut," I'm going to have trouble picturing you, in the future, as anything other than the drunk Mall Santa in the film. "You'll shoot your eye out Kid! Ho, Ho, Ho!"


    Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go stare at the soft glow of electric sex in the window. It's a major award!

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    1. "I'm going to have trouble picturing you, in the future, as anything other than the drunk Mall Santa in the film"

      That, my friend is brilliant.

      Does that make Doggone the teacher (who gave Ralph a C-), Laci the schoolyard bully (who gets his ass kicked), and E.N. the wicked witch of the west?

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    2. E.N. is the bully's toady.

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    3. Even better.

      A crappy "Chinese" knockoff of the original Laci.

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  5. We folks round her get dis sort of ting all the time.

    THIS IS AN ENTIRELY REALISTIC SCENARIO THAT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE AT ANY TIME!

    A MINIMUM OF FOUR SUCH INCIDENTS OCCUR IN EVERY MAJOR U.S. CITY EVERY FIVE MINUTES.

    PREPARE YOURSELF. YOU JUST MIGHT BE NEXT!

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