Exorcist and Governor of Louisiana, Piyush 'Bobby' Jindal (R-Weirdeaux) has decided his state doesn't have enough gun violence, so he's doubling down:
Louisiana GOP Gov. Bobby Jindal has signed a law allowing holders of concealed-weapons permits to carry guns into houses of worship.
Quick thoughts: 1. If you need to bring a gun to church, you're probably in the wrong religion. 2. This, of course, will enable gunloons to actually bring what they worship to services.