Wednesday, July 7, 2010

New NRA Meme: Self-Defense Against Aliens


Let's see:
Felon with a gun? Check.
Gun show loophole? Check.
Self-defense against aliens who live under the sun? Check.

The seller initially thought Eisenman was joking, but Eisenman went on to say that every 30,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and so he plans to be prepared for them because "they're going to be coming soon."

After checking his background, police discovered that Eisenman is a convicted felon. As such, he is not allowed to own handguns or rifles
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5 comments:

  1. Great example of our current gun control laws working. Thanks Jade.

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  2. And what does that have to do with the NRA?

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  3. Excuse me, BS, but you misunderstand "gun control" and "gun control laws".

    Gun control: the prevention of disqualified persons (criminals, the insane, terrorists, and other undesirables) from acquiring firearms.

    "gun control laws": I am fairly familiar with US firearms laws and they are incredibly weak and hardly fall into those categories.

    If they did, this person wouldn't be able to acquire a firearm, or at least if would be far more difficult than it is in the US.

    If your counterargument is that any criminal can easily and quickly acquire a firearm, then you DON't have gun control.

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  4. "If they did, this person wouldn't be able to acquire a firearm, or at least if would be far more difficult than it is in the US.

    If your counterargument is that any criminal can easily and quickly acquire a firearm, then you DON't have gun control."


    You mean like in Europe where they never have any gun crime because they have real gun control?

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  5. How funny you mention aliens.

    There are more people who believe extraterrestrials have visited earth than there are people who think the 2nd Amendment is a collective right.

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