Too Dumb to Be Trusted with Sharp Objects, Much Less a Gun

Some people are so stupid,they're funny, in a sad sort of way.

Some people are so weak and helpless, that a gun can't make them tough or powerful.

And then there's this guy, who deserves a whole separate category all to himself.

Well, maybe not all to himself; there's that nekkid guy with the tacky gold-ish jewelry, fake mustache, and Minnie Mouse ears........... and a gun.

Maybe they are one and the same..........Nah.

From the AP by way of the Republic:

Robbery 101: Make sure keys to getaway car are in pocket, not locked in car

• THE ASSOCIATED PRESS 

LAFAYETTE, La. — Holdup Tip No. 1: Don't lock the keys in the getaway car. Tip No. 2: If you do, don't wait for someone to bring the spare.
Lafayette police say a man accused of holding up a convenience store was arrested waiting for his mother to unlock his car.
The Advertiser (http://bit.ly/yiuNu5) reports that 28-year-old Nathan Sonnier, of Maurice, was booked with armed robbery.

Paul Mouton says that shortly afterward, a Lafayette Parish sheriff's deputy reported that the robbery suspect was sitting next to his locked car in a nearby parking lot, waiting for his mother.

He allegedly pulled a gun, demanding cash, after taking a drink from a cooler early Monday.
Police Cpl. Paul Mouton says that shortly afterward, a Lafayette Parish sheriff's deputy reported that the robbery suspect was sitting next to his locked car in a nearby parking lot, waiting for his mother.
He says store video identified Sonnier, and police found the gun and everything taken from the store.