Showing posts with label april fools. Show all posts
Showing posts with label april fools. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

I've seen the error of my ways!

Yes, it's true.   I think that the Second Amendment has nothing to do with a Well-Regulated Militia despite the fact that it begins:
A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state
Seriously, why not say something in the second part of a sentence that has absolutely no relation to the first part.  Non-sequiturs make perfect sense.

Also, it has nothing to do with Article I, Section 8, Clause 16 of the Constitution.  You know the part that give congress the power:
To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of the United States, reserving to the States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of training the Militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress;
Yes, even though when you go back and read the original founders quotes in their entirety that show this was a concern and they even quote that passage, the fact that congress has the power to arm the militia has no relation to the Second Amendment.

Nope. the concepts of civilian control over the military establishment and conflicts between militias and professional, standing armies in 17th, 18th, and 19th Century political thought are well documented, that has nothing to do with the Second Amendment.

And the concept that more guns means less crime is really persuasive as well.

I mean look at all those defensive gun uses.

Yep, I've changed my tune.  The pro-gun arguments make a hell of a lot of sense.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

April Fool's Joke Lands Tennessee Woman in Jail

 Local news reports

An April Fool’s joke brought police to a Kingsport home Monday and landed the apparent prankster in police custody for a time.

Susan Tammy Hudson, 52, was not arrested, however, police said about 3.5 hours later.

KPD officers responded to 713 Union Hill Road after a call that a woman allegedly had shot and killed her husband.

When police arrived, contact was made with Susan Hudson, who told police it had been an April Fool’s Day joke.

Hudson’s husband, who was not involved with the joke, showed up shortly thereafter and was uninjured.