A crime scene where no crime occurred!

I'm sorry but something MAgunowner said reminded me of this from Monty Python (Which I have augmented):

One glance confirmed his suspicions. Behind a bush, on the side of the road, there was no severed arm. No dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties. No dead, decmoposing, nude body of a teenage prostitute. No signs of any illicit substances. No head in a bag. No illegal gambling operation. No child pornography. Nothing. Not a sausage. The area was absolutely devoid of any criminal activity. For Detective Sergeant Jones, this was not to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion, nor any web of lies, which would, had he been not involved, surely have led him to no other place, than the central criminal court of the Old Bailey.

Worse, there was no gun to be found! Nothing that looked like a firearm was anywhere in the vicinity!

I'm sorry, but I have to repost this....

Monty Python's "The Idiot in Society":



Someplace such as the Faculty of Idiocy at the University of East Anglia is the only place I can imagine this person receiving an education. Of course, the village idiot is a part of the old village system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern rural society, because there is this very real need in society for someone whom almost anyone can look down on and ridicule. And this is the role that this person and members of his family have fulfilled in his village for the past four hundred years.

Unfortunately, I can't see this person having lucid moments: he's a full time idiot. Although the post that provoked this one had me thinking of this idiot being a lecturer in idiocy: something he's well qualified.

It's nice to know that after three years of study this idiot received a diploma of idiocy, a handful of mud and a kick on the head.

He is still a glutton for punishment which is why he enjoys making idiotic comments on people's blogs.

Rick Perry Meets the Spanish Inquisition

OK, Rick Perry's latest gaff in Detroit reminded me of Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition sketch:


I was curious if anyone else had the same reaction and came up with this:


Of course, life imitates art, but there could be a better script than the one in the above video:

NOBODY expects Rick Perry! The chief Agency I will dismantle is Commerce...Commerce and Education...Commerce and Education.... The two Agencies I will dismantle are Commerce and Education...and The EPA.... .The three Agencies I will dismantle are Commerce, Education, and The EPA ...and The Department of Energy.... The four...no... Amongst the Agencies I will dismantle.... Amongst Agencies I will dismantle...are Commerce, Education.... I'll come in again.

NOBODY expects expects Rick Perry! Amongst the Agencies I will dismantle are such diverse ones as: Commerce, Education, The EPA, and The Department of Energy, and Housing and Urban Development - Oh damn!

Dominic Dezzutti also had the same observation.