Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The Scariest Knife in the World

Designed for underwater use:

This weapon injects a freezing cold ball of compressed gas, approximately the size of a basketball, at 800psi nearly instantly. The effects of this injection will drop many of the world's largest land predators. The effects of the compressed gas not only cause over-inflation during ascent when used underwater, but also freezes all tissues and organs surrounding the point of injection on land or at sea. When used underwater, the injected gas carries the predator to the surface BEFORE blood is released into the water. Thus giving the diver added protection by diverting other potential predators to the surface.


  1. Good luck if that bugger goes off in your pocket.

  2. Well as long as the blade was not stuck into your leg, the worst you would get would be a severe freezer burn from the cold air released. If the blade was stuck in your leg you are doing something wrong with the way you are carrying your knife :p.

    Have you ever played around with a can of compressed air used for dusting keyboards? As a neat prank, hold the can upside down and spray it on the back of someone's neck. Be ready to run :).