Florida's New Crawfish Doctrine

NRA Posterboy

Apparently, Florida has a new gunloon law known as the Crawfish Doctrine.

The Crawfish Doctrine dictates that white NRA gunloons are free to shoot up fishmarkets owned by minorities if said fish purveyor doesn't have crawfish.

From the link:
Kelly claimed to be a "sovereign citizen," telling deputies he does not have to follow the law or obey law enforcement officers, deputies said. Also found in the truck was the book "The Sociopath Next Door."