WARNING--DO NOT WATCH IF EASILY OFFENDED!
This bulletin from The News At 4.37 introduces a brand new scheme which will eradicate knife crime forever. Weapons are exchanged for something a lot less harmful, but equally threatening...
Perhaps, the US can adopt a similar scheme for firearms.
I'm sure JadeGold would approve:
I've already forwarded the youtube video to Senator Schumer's office, I await his address to the Senate on this very subject.
ReplyDeleteIs this a "one size fits all" solution, or is there a scaled response, based on size of knife or gun?
If a semi-automatic is turned in - would a vibrator be more appropriate?
These are no doubt the kind of questions, the US Congress will seek answers to, so kindly give them your full consideration.
I hate that didlo video. It was a little funny the first time I saw it, but, I don't know, maybe you have to be British.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment 43north. I didn't realize you left the DKos neighborhood once in a while.
It's the thought that counts.
ReplyDeleteAnd guns are supposed to be penis substitutes...
Laci, you're bad...... I couldn't help but think of a few bad jokes about misfires and hair triggers...
ReplyDeleteC'mon Laci, you know it's the pro-gun guys who are supposed to bring that up first.
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