Friday, August 17, 2012

Matthew 26:52

Then Jesus said to him, ‘Put your sword back into its place; for all who take the sword will perish by the sword.

Another thing Jesus said which didn't make it into the bible is this.

 I say unto thee, all those who use the Holy Book to justify gun ownership shall be cast into Gehenna where there is gnashing of teeth and eternal suffering.

3 comments:

  1. 1. Since "Bible" is the title of a book, it is capitalized.

    2. Perhaps you missed the passage in which Jesus instructs his disciples that if they lack a sword, they should sell their cloaks and buy one?

    3. There are a lot of texts in the Bible. Do you have a point?

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  2. #2 in Gregs comment would be Luke 22:36

    'But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.'

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    1. Thanks, Jim. I had a faculty meeting to get to.

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