The Last Hand Gun On Earth

Take an old movie serial, add a new voice over by the Firesign Theatre and you have some very funny stuff.  In this case, the gun loon’s nightmare: Big Brother’s henchmen come for the last handgun on earth.

“To think people used to sleep with these things under their pillows.”

This is how a gun loon sounds when confronted

Scene from the film Casablanca where Captain Renault shuts down Rick's Cafe American for gambling:

Fuckwit

A term opposite from one of endearment, consistently defined as an expletive in response to someone being annoying or provoking.  I mention this because while rude, I believe it has been used properly given the definitions and usage.

A variety of helpful definitions, since it appears to have only one spelling for both U.S. and U.K.:

from the Urban Dictionary:

	fuckwit
	A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions. and from the on-line slang dictionary: fuckwit noun an unintelligent person; MORON; DIM-WIT; IDIOT. Don't trample that dog crap into my house, fuckwit! and from fuckwit.info: Thank you for making your contribution After having wasted a valuable part of my life reading it again I am now most delighted to reward your thoughtful or dare I say 'inspired' efforts toward a most worthy world by awarding you your OFFICIAL  F U C K W I T  CARD See:  http://www.fuckwit.info and from the experience project: Fuckwit Definition- the real meaning of Fuckwit defined. Fuckwit Definitions at the Real Dictionary. Find Fuckwit meanings based on experience, as defined by you. fuckwit: A total idiot...brainless... He wanted to fly so he threw himself off a building...what a fuckwit and from the MacMillan dictionary online: fuckwit - definition View thesaurus entry for fuckwit What are red words? Using the thesaurus Close What are red words? 90% of the time, speakers of English use just 7,500 words in speech and writing. These words appear in red, and are graded with stars. One-star words are frequent, two-star words are more frequent, and three-star words are the most frequent. Close Thesaurus The thesaurus of synonyms and related words is fully integrated into the dictionary entries. Click on the T button in an entry to review the synonyms and related words for that meaning. more noun [countable] British offensive /ˈfʌkˌwɪt/ Close singular fuckwit plural fuckwits an extremely offensive word for a stupid or annoying person