Monday, August 23, 2010

Uzi Tactical Pen

What everyone should have, just in case.

Carry this pen to defend yourself in an emergency. The razor sharp crown will drive off any attacker and - bonus! - collect some of your assailant's DNA to bring to the sexy CSI agents. Works great as a glass breaker, too!

I'm not sure if this is suggested in addition to a gun or as a defensive substitute. What do you think?


  1. The only thing that can substitute for a gun is a better gun.

    Protection is best done in layers. That's why police carry an assortment of weapons: batons, pepper spray, taser, pistol, and rifle. This just gives you one more layer between being unarmed and having a gun.

  2. Can I quote that as the Paranoid's World View? It's all about the "layers" man.