Sunday, January 26, 2014

Good news for our reader from Narnia!

It seems they have shut their immigration loophole.
“That’s right, we’re being ruled by a tyrannical lion and, what’s more, he’s immortal. How do you get your head around that?”
Good thing you have a gun to "Second Amendment" the Lion.

Well, other than he's immortal.


  1. That isn't the only portal, but I won't ruin the story for you. But if Aslan insists on coming here, we have the .375 H&H.

  2. Aslan never ruled. He was more of a spiritual advisor, and would disappear for long stretches to let the kids figure things out on their own.

    Now the Pevensie kids, on the other hand, they became brutal after they got their power- each one trying to out do the next in their sadistic treatment of fauns, talking mice, and the ever oppressed Marsh Wiggles.