Were I a smoker--I'm not--a cigarette or fine cigar after reading wouldn't be out of the question.
It's gonna be that good.
Meet Darren Huff.
Darren's an NRA member, CCW holder, birther, Oathkeeper, and a minister to the Georgia State Militia. In short, Darren's your average, run-of-the-mill gunloon.
Well, Darren had himself a bit of a run-in with the law.
Seems Darren was upset his fellow gunloon, birther, NRA member and US Navy court-martialee, Walter Fitzpatrick III (I'll do a post on this guy later) had been arrested and decided he'd would take an AK-47, a Colt .45 and several hundred rounds of ammunition down to the Tennessee court to arrest himself some judges and lawyers.
Wait....am I forgetting something? What could it be? I know there's something else....hang on....just a sec'...oh yeah:
You can't really expect to take over a courthouse and overthrow President Obama and free political prisoners without a DVD titled "Tranny Hunter."
And no self-respecting gunloon/patriot/militia minister would go anywhere without a "pink dildo with remote control." And gel. And condoms.
Oh yeah. Was it good for you? But there's more. Check out the Wonkette comments. My faves:
In the Battle of Backdoor Sharia what better weapons than an AK-47 and a remote controlled dildo?
God, I remember my first tranny hunt, coming (and coming!) back to the truck with pa and the boys, our shirts smudged with mascara and our pink dildos slung over our shoulders. We drove home with the freshly-killed trannies strapped to the hood, their wigs flapping in the breeze and their falsies akimbo. We sang songs about automatic weaponry and the naturalization process for U.S. citizenry. Later that night, "Uncle" Rick sodomized me behind the porn shed.
Those were the salad days, y'know?
When pink remote-controlled dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have pink remote-controlled dildos.
"They can have my pink dildo when they pry it out of my cold lubed butt while I watch "Tranny Hunter" er something like that".