Thursday, April 21, 2011

JadeGold "Splains All

Via Daisy's Dead Air:
Houston Police Dept probing how kindergartner brought gun to school
Five-year-old Jarneshia Broussard was eating her lunch, a hot dog and beans, with her kindergarten class Tuesday when she heard a loud "pop" in the Ross Elementary School cafeteria.

The little girl at first thought a light blew out. Then she recognized the sound.

"I knew it was a gun because a gun goes 'pow,' " she said. "I got really scared."

A loaded pistol had dropped from the pants pocket of a 6-year-old male classmate and discharged, slightly injuring him and two other pupils in the legs or feet, officials said.
Really?  The Houston PD is "probing" how this happened? 

Let ol' Jade tell you how this happened.  It happened 'cause gunloon parents with the mental capacity of commercially-raised poultry had their NRA, God-given guns lying around the house.

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  1. Considering the demographics of the area around the school, I doubt the kid's parents fit your definition of "gunloon".

  2. Jade, thanks for the link, you rock.

    Aztec, drop the code. You talkin bout Mexicans or black folks? Gun loons can be of any race, any economic level, any religion, any color, any philosophy... I live in SC, and I know what I'm talking about. I seen all kinds!

  3. "Gun loons can be of any race, any economic level, any religion, any color, any philosophy..."

    You are wrong. According to Jade's definition, all gunloons are middle-aged, overweight, white men with small penises.

  4. There goes AztecRed again proving that it's the pro-gun guys that mention the penis jokes more than we do.

    I agree with Daisy. I seen 'em too, all kinds.

  5. "I agree with Daisy. I seen 'em too, all kinds."

    You cannot see that which does not exist in Jade's world.