"I'm for the NRA and Tom DeLay."

"From my cold, dead hands."

"It isn't just our homes and selves that need defending," he said Saturday night while delivering the convention's keynote speech. "It is our freedom. ... God gave it. The Constitution preserves it. And together we will defend it."



A bit of advice for Tom: if you drop the soap, don't pick it up.  Don't offer to show anybody any "moves" you learned on 'Dancing With The Stars.' Don't wear the goofy Davy Crockett hat.