Happy prom night kids. Pretend gun sex is safer than real sex as long as nobody pulls the trigger. Why in God's good earth would a girl want to brandish/display a gun? No girl I ever went out with.
If it makes you feel any better, I didn't get laid on my prom night either. But I'll bet twenty dollars my date was a helluva lot sexier than yours. And that includes you Mike. She was two inches taller than me.
Happy prom night kids. Pretend gun sex is safer than real sex as long as nobody pulls the trigger. Why in God's good earth would a girl want to brandish/display a gun? No girl I ever went out with.
ReplyDeleteIf it makes you feel any better, I didn't get laid on my prom night either. But I'll bet twenty dollars my date was a helluva lot sexier than yours. And that includes you Mike. She was two inches taller than me.
Bonnie and Clyde
ReplyDeleteIt often amazes me how people seem to think that in order to make an event memorable, you have to make it a spectacle.
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