This is my weapon......this is my.............well, it USED to be....

an actual penile gun shot photo -- not this one though

From TPM:

Georgia Man Later Discovers He Shot Himself In Penis While Holstering Gun

A Macon, Ga. man accidentally shot himself in the penis on Thursday, according to WMAZ Channel 13.
The man was trying to holster his .45 caliber gun while parked in a gas station parking lot when it accidentally discharged.

He then when to a friend's house, where he discovered he "shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks," according to WMAZ.

Just sayin' --- when I see some jerk out parading around with his fetish object gun, I think of this guy and all those like him who are not safe, who are not secure gun carriers, and who lack both physical dexterity and most of all, good judgement sufficient safely to be armed with a lethal weapon for no good reason. Just because they wannah is not a sufficiently good reason