Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Rick Santorum at the Shooting Range with a Fat White Guy

This was good for a few votes in Louisiana.

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  1. I like that Li'l Rick is shooting a pistol (or is it two pistols the portly caucasian's "center mass"--which IS massive) is blocking the view after Sansscrotum fires the first group of rounds) without, apparently, knowing how to secure and load it. Sorta like the way the voters down there will pull the lever for him without having a genuine clue about wtf InSanetorum actually thinks about shit like the economy, jobs and other "trivial" stuff. Hey, if the guyz onethem, wtf, right?

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  2. If Santorum wants my vote on this basis, he's not making much of an impression on me. Slow fire at what looks to be about ten yards? Let's see multiple targets at varying ranges that he hits rapidly--with a magazine change in the process.

    But at least he wasn't telling us how he supports the Second Amendment, while at the same time announcing new restrictions.

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  3. It doesn't take much to figure out that Democulo is voting for a war-mongering, Murderer-in-Chief, one percenter.
    orlin sellers

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    1. I'd have thought that Obama wasn't far enough left for Democommie.

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    2. Well, it is a piss-poor selection we have to choose from, I'll say that.

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    3. On that I agree. My dream campaign would feature Barry Goldwater, Jon Huntsman, and William F. Buckley, Jr. for the conservates against Teddy Roosevelt, Bill Bradley, and Daniel Patrick Moynihan for the progressives. The primaries would be entertaining and enlightening, rather than a bloody bore, and the general election would be an honest discussion of the two sides.

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