Monday, May 28, 2012

Miami Police Shoot and Kill a Real Live (Zombie) Cannibal

It was a scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.
I'm the first one to criticize the police decision to shoot someone, but when it comes to a face-eater, I have no problem with the shooting. The only part of the article I wondered about was the possible explanation for the incident.

Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.

That theory explaining why a crazy guy gets naked is pretty far fetched, and certainly doesn't explain his appetite, unless wait a minute, unless he was also on medical marijuana.

That could explain it.  What do you think?

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  1. You missed an important point in the news article. Sergeant Williams of the Miami Homicide Unit said that a man doesn't have to be armed to be dangerous. Did you catch that? Unless you now want to ban teeth, you can't stop things like this from happening.

    On the other subject, since you automatically doubt the police, why don't you explain what the attacker did. Could it be that some people are simply evil?

    1. Was the cop so repulsed by what he say that the only way to put a stop to it was shooting? That sounds like your thinking, Greg.

  2. " unless he was also on medical marijuana."

    Now that's funny. I guess the police officer didn't realize he was a zombie and that's why it took him 6 shots to stop the attack. I think it's time to stock up on zombie bullets.